Tiger Apologizes
Now Tiger’s apology went just as expected. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I made you all look bad because I couldn’t keep my hoes in check” blah blah blah. But what I thought was interestingly funny, was his two (2) full minute monologue on how graceful and gentle Elin is, and how she never hit him. That segment of the State of The Union Address was as believable as Rihanna’s singing talent. But I wonder if she was giving him a scouring look, like “I wish you would” with her American slightly German accent like “you betta don’t cuz I will cut you” But we all believe Tiger is a hardcore Gansta right?! And he would never let his wife beat him upside the head with his golf club. Noooo not Tiger Woods! lol 
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